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Thai penis size – all is revealed in new survey about the Thai “nong chai”

Published

5 years ago

07/01/2018

Thai penis size – all is revealed in new survey about the Thai “nong chai” | Samui Times

Manager have revealed in a Facebook story that a survey was carried out that gives the official figures of the size of the Thai male member.

Thai penis size - all is revealed in new survey about the Thai

And they have advised men and their partners exactly how to measure their “manhood” so that no mistakes are made in choosing the appropriate size of condom.

First the survey results (based on what size condom is the right one):

Thai men who should be using 52mm condoms: 12 million

49 mm: 6.5 million members

54mm: 3.6 million

And finally in the largest category reported:

56 mm: 1.2 million.

Manager did not give any information about where the survey came from though they gave the following useful advice about those concerned about what they are packing.

They said that small or large there was no need to worry – it’s more about how you use it and ability in bed.

What was really important was getting the right condom that is correct for you. This involved the correct way to measure one’s “jao loke”

(owner of the world).

Firstly you must wait until your “nong chai” (younger brother) is fully erect. Then you must measure around the shaft (no cheating now!) and divide by two.

Thus if you have a measurement of 104 mm then your appropriate size is 52mm.

(Thaivisa suggests that if you have problems with division go to Google, your friends should not be consulted).

Manager said that many men were measuring their “joo” (willy) incorrectly focusing on length rather than circumference.

In a hilarious article apropos to setting the record straight they gave out the following hashtags in the Thai language for the public:

#nongchai

#jaoloke

#joo

#awaiwaphetchai (male reproductive organ)

and

#khanatjaoloke (size of the owner of the earth)

Thaivisa have yet to announce if they will be carrying out their own survey on foreign residents in Thailand…..

Thai Visa / Manager